August 07, 2004

Short is the new tall

My wife is 5' 12". She wears high heels to announce how happy she is to be tall. I wear flip-flops to announce how happy I am to look ridiculous. Think Bernie Ecclestone without the money.

1 comment:

wordgirl said...

I wear a snarl, but it doesn't deter dimwits. This morning, 3 days off my 29th birthday, the accountant sitting next to me in a business presentation asked me if I had just joined the company straight from university. Think Grace Jones trapped inside the body of a gerbil.