April 21, 2008

The scum de la scum

1. The President has boss/intern sex, cigar sex, messy dress sex, oval sex in the Oral Office sex;
2. Commits perjury about it;
3. Admits it when his semen is dna'd;
4. Holds breakfast prayer meetings in the White House. "I have sinned. My truth is I'm a horny American." 
5. The pic is Rev. Goddamnamerica Wright stifling a giggle as Clinton demonstrates the Presidential sinning finger.
In providing the photograph to The New York Times, the Obama campaign appeared to be trying to divert some attention to the Clintons after a week in which Mr. Obama’s relationship with Mr. Wright has left him facing one of the biggest challenges of his campaign.
6. Michael Moore:
I want to say a word about the basic decency I have seen in Mr. Obama. Mrs. Clinton continues to throw the Rev. Wright up in his face as part of her mission to keep stoking the fears of White America. Every time she does this I shout at the TV, "Say it, Obama! Say that when she and her husband were having marital difficulties regarding Monica Lewinsky, who did she and Bill bring to the White House for 'spiritual counseling?' THE REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT!"

But no, Obama won't throw that at her. It wouldn't be right. It wouldn't be decent. She's been through enough hurt. And so he remains silent and takes the mud she throws in his face.
 America, I'm going to clap my hands and you will wake up. Clintons,Wright,Obama,Moore, these people are grotesques, bright, shining, strutting grotesques. It's not politics as normal, it's fart in your face farce. What do you need? Stick-on noses, clown shoes, Krusty the Clown as running mate? 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Unacceptable; your Simpson's knowledge is highly suspect along side your American History. Krusty the Clown was already the 43rd president of the United States and any reference to his subsequent service in the executive branch is positively silly. Snark aside, Krusty himself is quintessential right wing....the Simpon's have brilliant parody's of the left side of the political spectrum so Krusty was a very poor choice.

America, I'm going to clap my hands and you will wake up. Clintons,Wright,Obama,Moore, these people are grotesques, bright, shining, strutting grotesques.
Meh? I get Moore, pure jackassery. The Clintons are surely the joke that keeps on giving...but what does Wright have to do with it? And Obama really? Completely different spectrum. We are talking about "scum" again, spawn of Satan I am assuming? Lack of any moral fiber, put here on Earth to provide simple sound bites appropriate for self indulgent rebuttals?

Since you are going for such a broad inclusions, shouldn't Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, Bush....be there in the "fart in your face farce" politics. Is such ridiculousness really limited to 4 disjoint individuals? The Falwell/McCain kiss kiss and make up might be pertinent to such a discussion. Or how about the really really ridiculous: Rev Moon, Coulter, Fonda?

But its all moot really. 'Quid pro quo' goes straight out the window with 'turn about is fair play' when outliers such as Moore are granted equal footing and beyond that: quoted. Your arguments will carry more weight if they avoid such pitfalls.