Comedy Central

VDH garottes Obama like a kind executioner, but bear in mind that Biden is next in line. You thought of that? What about this? After Biden comes Pelosi !!! You knew that already? Does it make your flesh creep? Well, get this: if Obama, Biden and Pelosi all perish under a pile of journalists' underwear, next in line is....ta da!....the Exalted Cyclops, the one, the only, Senator Robert Byrd!