September 11, 2008

Idiot's Guide to the US Presidential Election

Here are the contrasting bios of the candidates in the 2008 Obama/Palin Presidential election:

male/female
black/white
47/44
hussein/louise
hawaii/alaska
harvard/idaho
lawyer/sports reporter
chicago/wasilla
community organiser/mayor
senator/governor
abortion: ok into 4th trimester/not ok
executive experience: none / fishing business, mayor, chair of Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, governor
visits to Landstuhl military hospital: 0/1
Motto: "People of Earth! Stop Your Bickering. I Am From Harvard, And I’m Here To Help."/ "Life"

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